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shikathemudkip:

Shika: Played brawl so much that the controls brokespacesmilodonAngie: I drove a car off a bridge then into a deep lake. Shika: DRIVERS LICIENSE REVOKED.shadow-charmeleonNick: I set off bombs everywhere and enjoyed the show afterwardsShika: IS A VICTIM amethyst-hourglass26Ame: I covered everyone in nutella while they were sleepingShika: Her lesbian lover (not)Baldarun: king of sassShika: king of assholesfoxy-knitterSilver: Digs up the yard for rocks and minerals Shika: I keep eating her headleaf thinking its saladartinbeingBeing: Im partcipating in a internet meme ironically. Shika: Gnaws on his eartimeanddarkness-askblogFlame: Likes to burn cakesShika: *throws sign* HER CAKES! ;_; vexxblackVexx: Hides weapons in his bulb Shika: her secret stash Soraspot: Action Berry! Shika: Hi.

shikathemudkip:

Shika: Played brawl so much that the controls broke

spacesmilodon
Angie: I drove a car off a bridge then into a deep lake.
Shika: DRIVERS LICIENSE REVOKED.

shadow-charmeleon
Nick: I set off bombs everywhere and enjoyed the show afterwards
Shika: IS A VICTIM

amethyst-hourglass26
Ame: I covered everyone in nutella while they were sleeping
Shika: Her lesbian lover (not)

Baldarun: king of sass
Shika: king of assholes

foxy-knitter
Silver: Digs up the yard for rocks and minerals
Shika: I keep eating her headleaf thinking its salad

artinbeing
Being: Im partcipating in a internet meme ironically.
Shika: Gnaws on his ear

timeanddarkness-askblog
Flame: Likes to burn cakes
Shika: *throws sign* HER CAKES! ;_;

vexxblack
Vexx: Hides weapons in his bulb
Shika: her secret stash

Soraspot: Action Berry!
Shika: Hi.

o3o....I request, madam, a pun of horrid quality that you advertize enthusiastically about.

foxy-knitter:

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it.

Awful, just awful. I like it. :3

A description of a certain foxy-knitter

[12:04:54 AM] Glimmering Pasta (=ヮ=)೨ *:✿・゚✧: who is Emily :0
[12:05:04 AM | Edited 12:05:06 AM] Nick C.: Silver
[12:05:08 AM] Nick C.: leafeon
[12:05:11 AM] Glimmering Pasta (=ヮ=)೨ *:✿・゚✧: ooh
[12:05:11 AM] Nick C.: tea lover
[12:05:17 AM] Glimmering Pasta (=ヮ=)೨ *:✿・゚✧: yea :3c
[12:05:31 AM] Nick C.: draws a comic about an eevee being forced to evolve into a leafeon for testing
[12:06:12 AM] Nick C.: best friend is a dragon
[12:06:32 AM] Nick C.: …also secret mudkip enthusiast
[12:13:26 AM] Shika: pretty accurate yo

Person of description —> [professional link click button, press now]

fuck-no-sjws:

much-privileged-so-oppress:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

cheshireinthemiddle:

misogyny-mermaid:

xenophilia-lovegood:

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

Congratulations, you all are twelve!

Being a man is like being a dog. We are expected to be strong and loyal to earn our keep. Women are like cats. They aren’t really expected to do anything. If they choose to be productive, cool, but no one requires them to do anything.

Dogs are seen as violent and stupid while cats are smart and elegant. When they get into a fight, the dog is always seen as the aggressor, even though cats can absolutely be violent and irrational. Doesn’t matter if the cat started it or not, cause in the end, the dog will be punished and the cat will be cuddled.

Dogs are expected to do the dangerous jobs like herding and police work. Cats, at most, are expected to be cute and nap.

People automatically assume that dogs are dangerous, but have no problem going up to pet a strange cat. Dogs are more likely to be put down for attacking a person than a cat. As in more likely to be punished for the same crime.

Don’t make stupid comparisons about people if you aren’t ready to have them thrown right back in your face.   

^Now THAT’S a brilliant metaphor.


 

Bravo

There’s nothing wrong with sex, people.

claireruns:

thechroniclesofrin:

- Having sex every day. 
- Saving sex for your wedding night. 
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex. 
- Hating sex. 
- Being loud. 
- Being quiet.

The only thing wrong with sex?

When it’s not consensual.

Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.

Reblogging again because this post is so important. 

(Source: strengthissexy)

TMI tuesday.

  • Ask me all the things.

pingagirl:

what the fuck wrong with you.
I has a dick fetish.

scolipede:

Moves that need to get their shit together: Stone Edge, Focus Blast, Megahorn.

More moves that need to get their shit together: Hurricane, Thunder, Zap Cannon, Mega Kick.

artinbeing:

A stab at a certain special someone’s fursona. :U Raccoon dog anthro!

Can I noms on him? :D

artinbeing:

A stab at a certain special someone’s fursona. :U
Raccoon dog anthro!

Can I noms on him? :D

asksalamence:

Pac: Humouring you is getting repetitive, so would you get lost. You’re music isn’t all that spectacular anyway.

L.E.D: !!! Bu-

Pac: You’re still here… Toodlepipski you giant rat.

L.E.D: Wha-what’s wrong with you babe?

Pac: And stop calling me that… you’re just making yourself look stupid.

L.E.D: … *walks off

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod)

fourtrisly:

the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

 image

"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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Why do you know so much about murdering people
image

Why do you want to murder a lot of people

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(Source: nappyheadet)

our-pokemon-league:

Grass Leader Nick vs Challenger Nickshadow-charmeleon
Congratulations to Nick for his grand victory against me in my first battle as Grass leader! Sceptile tried to pull through a victory, but alas, Nick’s forces were too much!
Watch this amazing battle! Battle Code: 5AKG-WWWW-WWW8-KERB
image credit
- Nick farawaygallifrey

our-pokemon-league:

Grass Leader Nick vs Challenger Nickshadow-charmeleon

Congratulations to Nick for his grand victory against me in my first battle as Grass leader! Sceptile tried to pull through a victory, but alas, Nick’s forces were too much!

Watch this amazing battle! Battle Code: 5AKG-WWWW-WWW8-KERB

image credit

- Nick farawaygallifrey

clumsyroyalknights:

mashed—p0tat0es:

sirskullreed:

the-book-worm-mage:

sirskullreed:

tigress-the-purple-ninja:

capricorn-circus:

No, instead they gave us this shit Teen Titans and think it’s funny.
NO! WE NEED THE OLD TEEN TITANS BACK !!!
Cause all the new one do is dance around, fuck up each others shit, ship things that weren’t meant to be, weird pointless moments (like the whole fucking show)
And Teen Titans before:
•Raven: Was a bit dark, but had a really cool bad ass story behind her. She has reasons and would smile and laugh at times. Adorably goes with Beastboy.
•Robin: Super fucking amazing leader who, yeah had a crush on Starfire..ish…, but still. He is a leader and a hero even without superpowers. Making him just a funny, skilled bad ass.
•Starfire: An alien who only wanted to understand us humans and blend in. SHE DIDNT WANT TO GO HOME!! SHE DECIDED TO STAY ON EARTH WITH HER TEAM!!! Yeah, she can be weird at times, but it was cute and adorable of her! She got jealous in an episode over Robin!!
•Cyborge: My favorite Titan in the team! He is crazy smart, funny, and can get serious at times when needed. Do you not understand how mature he is?
•Beastboy: I don’t have much to say about this little fucker, be he is the most cutest guy in the team. He gets confused over Raven and the other bitch!!!
The new are shit, like:
•Robin: All he wants is to be the top hero and have Starfire in his bed.
•Raven: Dark, goth, scary bitch.
•Starfire: Wannabe slut.
•Cyborge: Dumbass #1
•Beastboy: Dumbass #2

I think both are awesome

I think this is going to be over 1000 by morning

Okay, no, look here. There are more freaking reasons then that. The whole Teen Titans Go thing gets me really mad sometimes, so let me rant for a few minutes.
First of all, Teen Titans was amazing. It wasn’t just a kid show. It had it’s moments, but it taught lessons, and it had surprisingly dark, deep moments.
Teen Titans Go disregards that. Life lessons? Nah! Go ahead, just take the show that was my childhood, and taught me so many things, and make it a crack show. Why not?
Beast Boy. This gets me mad. Beast Boy in Teen Titans…He was a great character. Trying to make others happy even when he wasn’t. That whole thing with the Doom Patrol, and Mento? Golden. It showed how devoted he was to family, because he lost his so young, and how sometimes, your all isn’t enough for those judgmental people. But that’s okay, because you don’t need them. They helped you to grow, sure, but in the long run, if they don’t appreciate you, you can still love them, but you don’t need to be around them.
In Teen Titans Go, Beast Boy is just a tofu eating shallow character with no depth or meaning at all.
Terra. FREAKING TERRA. It the show, she was….She was…She was development for the Titans, for Beast Boy specifically. She had so much development herself. She was the confused girl. The one who lost her way, and was willing to do anything to find it again. She was hurt, she was sad, she was happy at times to, and eventually, she was a symbol of sacrifice. She was something that forced BB to mature, something that made Starfire sadder, Cyborg more serious, Raven less trusting, Robin more on guard.
In Teen Titans Go she is a heartless double agent who never cared about them.
Cyborg. He struggled all the time with being human, and being a hero. He always felt detached, like a freak. Do you remember that one episode where that kid with a prosthetic arm came up to him and said, “You’re my hero” ? That literally made me cry. Literally. He had so much character, and charisma. He had values too, and he was a team player.
I can’t even talk about Teen Titans Go Cyborg. He’s just…No.
Starfire. The alien who wanted to fit in, who was never good enough for her bitter sister, who was given as an offering for peace. Scared, confused, hopeful. Starfire was all our childhood idols. Well at least, she was mine. She was brave, and she fought despite being a pretty girl. I looked up to her so much. She had been forced into a world she didn’t understand and made the best of it.
Teen Titans Go Starfire. All giggles and shallowness.
Raven. Maybe the most deep character ever. She didn’t let the dark control her, even though everyone said that was all there was for her. She was brave, and she faced solitude for others. She did what was hard. She did over and over, every day, by being a hero. She was more then a portal, a means for destruction. She was a person. She was called creepy, a monster, she was defined since BIRTH. If you didn’t look up to her as a kid, then, well..Different tastes for everyone, but I personally loved her and all she stood for. A dark bird with a  light heart.
Teen Titans Go Raven. Creepy, dark, minor daddy issues.
Robin. Don’t even get me started. He was dark, but he was a leader. He was always so determined. He was my childhood in a word. He had been exposed to the dark of the world since he was a kid, and he had always fought to keep it at bay. He never wanted to be a sidekick. Any show about him, and that’s where it starts. Young Justice, Teen Titans. He always tried his best, and honestly, there were some things I did as a kid that I could not have done without watching him. If you never felt sympathy, a connection for the boy in a mask, the child acrobat who lost his parents, the dark bird always trying to smile, then I don’t even know what to tell you.
Teen Titans Go Robin. Don’t even with me.
RANT DONE.

this is escalating too quickly

wow preach it bros

clumsyroyalknights:

mashed—p0tat0es:

sirskullreed:

the-book-worm-mage:

sirskullreed:

tigress-the-purple-ninja:

capricorn-circus:

No, instead they gave us this shit Teen Titans and think it’s funny.

NO! WE NEED THE OLD TEEN TITANS BACK !!!

Cause all the new one do is dance around, fuck up each others shit, ship things that weren’t meant to be, weird pointless moments (like the whole fucking show)

And Teen Titans before:

•Raven: Was a bit dark, but had a really cool bad ass story behind her. She has reasons and would smile and laugh at times. Adorably goes with Beastboy.

•Robin: Super fucking amazing leader who, yeah had a crush on Starfire..ish…, but still. He is a leader and a hero even without superpowers. Making him just a funny, skilled bad ass.

•Starfire: An alien who only wanted to understand us humans and blend in. SHE DIDNT WANT TO GO HOME!! SHE DECIDED TO STAY ON EARTH WITH HER TEAM!!! Yeah, she can be weird at times, but it was cute and adorable of her! She got jealous in an episode over Robin!!

•Cyborge: My favorite Titan in the team! He is crazy smart, funny, and can get serious at times when needed. Do you not understand how mature he is?

•Beastboy: I don’t have much to say about this little fucker, be he is the most cutest guy in the team. He gets confused over Raven and the other bitch!!!

The new are shit, like:

•Robin: All he wants is to be the top hero and have Starfire in his bed.

•Raven: Dark, goth, scary bitch.

•Starfire: Wannabe slut.

•Cyborge: Dumbass #1

•Beastboy: Dumbass #2

I think both are awesome

I think this is going to be over 1000 by morning

Okay, no, look here. There are more freaking reasons then that. The whole Teen Titans Go thing gets me really mad sometimes, so let me rant for a few minutes.

  • First of all, Teen Titans was amazing. It wasn’t just a kid show. It had it’s moments, but it taught lessons, and it had surprisingly dark, deep moments.
  • Teen Titans Go disregards that. Life lessons? Nah! Go ahead, just take the show that was my childhood, and taught me so many things, and make it a crack show. Why not?
  • Beast Boy. This gets me mad. Beast Boy in Teen Titans…He was a great character. Trying to make others happy even when he wasn’t. That whole thing with the Doom Patrol, and Mento? Golden. It showed how devoted he was to family, because he lost his so young, and how sometimes, your all isn’t enough for those judgmental people. But that’s okay, because you don’t need them. They helped you to grow, sure, but in the long run, if they don’t appreciate you, you can still love them, but you don’t need to be around them.
  • In Teen Titans Go, Beast Boy is just a tofu eating shallow character with no depth or meaning at all.
  • Terra. FREAKING TERRA. It the show, she was….She was…She was development for the Titans, for Beast Boy specifically. She had so much development herself. She was the confused girl. The one who lost her way, and was willing to do anything to find it again. She was hurt, she was sad, she was happy at times to, and eventually, she was a symbol of sacrifice. She was something that forced BB to mature, something that made Starfire sadder, Cyborg more serious, Raven less trusting, Robin more on guard.
  • In Teen Titans Go she is a heartless double agent who never cared about them.
  • Cyborg. He struggled all the time with being human, and being a hero. He always felt detached, like a freak. Do you remember that one episode where that kid with a prosthetic arm came up to him and said, “You’re my hero” ? That literally made me cry. Literally. He had so much character, and charisma. He had values too, and he was a team player.
  • I can’t even talk about Teen Titans Go Cyborg. He’s just…No.
  • Starfire. The alien who wanted to fit in, who was never good enough for her bitter sister, who was given as an offering for peace. Scared, confused, hopeful. Starfire was all our childhood idols. Well at least, she was mine. She was brave, and she fought despite being a pretty girl. I looked up to her so much. She had been forced into a world she didn’t understand and made the best of it.
  • Teen Titans Go Starfire. All giggles and shallowness.
  • Raven. Maybe the most deep character ever. She didn’t let the dark control her, even though everyone said that was all there was for her. She was brave, and she faced solitude for others. She did what was hard. She did over and over, every day, by being a hero. She was more then a portal, a means for destruction. She was a person. She was called creepy, a monster, she was defined since BIRTH. If you didn’t look up to her as a kid, then, well..Different tastes for everyone, but I personally loved her and all she stood for. A dark bird with a  light heart.
  • Teen Titans Go Raven. Creepy, dark, minor daddy issues.
  • Robin. Don’t even get me started. He was dark, but he was a leader. He was always so determined. He was my childhood in a word. He had been exposed to the dark of the world since he was a kid, and he had always fought to keep it at bay. He never wanted to be a sidekick. Any show about him, and that’s where it starts. Young Justice, Teen Titans. He always tried his best, and honestly, there were some things I did as a kid that I could not have done without watching him. If you never felt sympathy, a connection for the boy in a mask, the child acrobat who lost his parents, the dark bird always trying to smile, then I don’t even know what to tell you.
  • Teen Titans Go Robin. Don’t even with me.

RANT DONE.


this is escalating too quickly

wow preach it bros

azuraracon:

My family’s having one of those “Fend for yourself” nights for dinner which sucked until I remembered I had money so I went to McDonalds and bought myself something this is what adulthood means this is what it means to have true power